the Magic
Ball

Ask the Magic Eight Ball any question you want - a question that can be answered with YES or NO! Believe or not - this magic ball knows all the answers.

ID Anonymous Number Question Answer
8433723 149361 you're ugly! NO!
8433722 149361 to the jews, you have to die because you're a liar. Signs point to yes
8433721 149361 the militia group demanded a maggot somewhere Most likely
8433720 149361 in the years after 2012 he'll be obsessed with little people My sources say no
8433719 149361 the wacky don mousel Outlook not so good
8433718 149361 it was a clazzik megsican Not in a million years
8433717 149361 I can collect pictures of other people that I'd rather be than that ugly mexican Outlook not so good
8433716 149361 is that who you want to be Better not tell you now
8433715 149361 that's sad that you can't attract Reply hazy, try again
8433714 149361 and it continued from 2013 to 2016 and no doubt to today in 2020 Most likely
8433713 149361 you got rejected by every pretty uppity white girl on the west side Outlook not so good
8433712 149361 he got his money back It is decidedly so
8433711 149361 he possesses it now Cannot predict now
8433710 149361 he returned it by now Concentrate and ask again
8433709 149361 did he really buy a very large milling machine My sources say no
8433708 149361 and have obsessions about wet noodles and little people Ask again later
8433707 149361 he's going to secretly return to drug use Outlook good
8433706 149361 he will not have a typical mid life crisis Outlook not so good
8433705 149361 that's expected for him It is certain
8433704 149361 so what happened to the don mousel that everybody remembers Outlook not so good
8433703 149361 the guyver, eh?... is what everybody says to him My sources say no
8433702 149361 it usually sleeps in the vat at the waste treatment plant Reply hazy, try again
8433701 149361 don mousel kept bragging about how he's got the guyver It is certain
8433700 149361 all the girls were puking up at its face Outlook good
8433699 149361 they didn't want it Count on it
8433698 149361 your mexican got shot down by every pretty white girl in west rapid city like a cwis phalanx Yes
8433697 149361 today is Pearl Harbor day Count on it
8433696 149361 that's your obsession Most likely
8433695 333079 will Toby and casie come for Christmas? It is decidedly so
8433694 239192 Tea time bonus for today Outlook not so good
8433693 333079 will Toby and casie come for Christmas? Reply hazy, try again
8433692 333079 will i be able to handle the Hum Calls? Cannot predict now
8433691 333079 will I keep my job where I am? Cannot predict now
8433690 333079 will i be able to handle Hum Care calls? Without a doubt
8433689 333079 will Heather get approved for SSDI? Yes
8433688 7075 Fabio brother omw, me texts see him Outlook good
8433687 7075 Fabio brother omw, me texts him Very doubtful
8433686 7075 Fabio brother omw, me texts both Outlook not so good
8433685 7075 Fabio wal pay back children, treating any ways, As I see it, yes
8433684 885003 Fabio wal pay back children, treating any ways As I see it, yes
8433683 885003 Fabio wal pay back children My reply is no
8433682 885003 Fabio wal pay back My reply is no
8433681 711379 Emm prophet seein girl, certain, fabio It is decidedly so
8433680 219619 Emm prophet seein girl, certain, fabio Without a doubt
8433679 333079 will I be able to handle Hum Care calls this time around? Without a doubt
8433678 219619 Emm prophet seein girl, certain It is decidedly so
8433677 333079 will Heather get approved for SSDI? Ask again later
8433676 219619 Emm prophet seein girl As I see it, yes
8433675 219619 Steve Smith drink yesterday, no monica NO!
8433674 509297 Steve Smith drink yesterday Yes - definitely