the Magic Ball

Ask the Magic Eight Ball any question you want - a question that can be answered with YES or NO! Believe or not - this magic ball knows all the answers.

ID	Anonymous Number	Question	Answer
8319610	304118	Hey Tom Pablo ...it's lunch ..care for a burrito ?	Not in a million years
8319609	304118	Care for a sombrero?...it would fit your gygundous BIG head	Count on it
8319608	304118	Your DNA results are in Tom ...aka...Julio ..you are officially part Mexican ...congratulations...cinco di mayo	Outlook good
8319607	304118	Your DNA results are in Tom ...aka...Julio ..you are officially part Mexican ...congratulations...cinco di mayo	Concentrate and ask again
8319604	328756	Should I see hussy this month?	Yes - definitely
8319603	731572	Will Millie contact me first today?	Signs point to yes
8319602	731572	Will Millie come back to me?	Most likely
8319601	463693	Should I write down my friends names on the event list if they were not Here?	As I see it, yes
8319600	63705	What is lunch time bonus ball for today	Cannot predict now
8319599	281594	is Margaret going to ring me tonight	Most likely
8319598	281594	am I going to get my jewellery out instead of buying another car	Not in a million years
8319597	529831	Should I jerkoff	Outlook good
8319596	10693	Did he cheat on me tonight?	Not in a million years
8319595	10693	Will he propose to me this year?	Outlook good
8319594	309156	so you gotta s e x y mexican and a ten iranian huh	It is certain
8319593	309156	ugly loser... why be alive	NO!
8319592	309156	this jew went to the Ukraine for hot chicks y692o4x4	Count on it
8319591	309156	wanna see my favorite jew photo	NO!
8319590	309156	jews are funny looking	Very doubtful
8319589	309156	don mousel's mexican nephew about himself in a mouse voice: " that's not my bag	Ask again later
8319588	309156	it aint his bag	My sources say no
8319587	309156	your mexican would be out of his element and comfort zone on that Kherson girls boat	Outlook good
8319586	309156	did he sing ?	It is certain
8319585	309156	well I'm doubting... I saw some ugly jew on a boat	Not in a million years
8319584	309156	did you ever really get any	Without a doubt
8319583	118815	Will I get at least 155?	Signs point to yes
8319582	309156	they like Kherson girls	Outlook good
8319581	118815	Will I score above 150 on lsat test?	Without a doubt
8319580	118815	will I attend either Loyola or Southwestern law school?	As I see it, yes
8319579	309156	their inner worlds don't matter	Without a doubt
8319578	118815	Will I go to either Southwestern or Loyola law school?	Concentrate and ask again
8319577	309156	dr prystowsky and franklin are ugly jews	Yes
8319576	118815	Will I stay in los Angeles for attending law school?	Yes
8319575	309156	just an ugly mexican	Yes - definitely
8319574	309156	yeah, your mexican was too ugly.	It is certain
8319573	118815	Will I stay in Los Angeles for law school?	Concentrate and ask again
8319572	309156	you never attracted Kate or hot blonde Miss South Dakota.	Most likely
8319571	118815	Will I end up attending Southwestern law school?	Outlook not so good
8319570	309156	just like a jew	It is decidedly so
8319569	118815	Will Southwestern take me with 152 score?	Outlook not so good
8319568	309156	they're ugly social rejects.	As I see it, yes
8319567	118815	will I score at least 152?	Outlook good
8319566	309156	I'm not curious. I never saw anybody want them.	Without a doubt
8319565	118815	Will I score at least 153?	NO!
8319564	118815	Will I score at least 154?	Very doubtful
8319563	309156	well I sat there for 4 years. I never saw any hot chicks want them.	Better not tell you now
8319562	309156	yeah, they don't attract and they don't have any hot chicks.	Cannot predict now
8319561	309156	they're unattractive to hot chicks.	Signs point to yes
8319560	309156	they don't attract hot chicks for s e x .	Reply hazy, try again
8319559	309156	your mexican is ugly. mai's iranian boyfriend is ugly.	Concentrate and ask again

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