the Magic Ball

Ask the Magic Eight Ball any question you want - a question that can be answered with YES or NO! Believe or not - this magic ball knows all the answers.

ID	Anonymous Number	Question	Answer
8366505	546756	your mexican, in this town, has three real options for a girlfriend: the fat ugly waitress at the sh'tarrr, marsha monestersky, and the ugly fat bitty at the tc McDonald's	My reply is no
8366504	546756	ugly boy mexicans don't attract hot women. BUT your mexican can get with marsha monestersky	Not in a million years
8366503	546756	that doesn't translate over or maybe it does	It is certain
8366502	546756	if she lays on top of you, it's the jewish rat attack from her mouth	As I see it, yes
8366501	546756	she's fat and ugly. I don't know how much l e s b i a n s e x she's having	My sources say no
8366500	546756	she has l e s b i a n interest artwork up ... which is the big mystery why ?	Signs point to yes
8366499	546756	it's a retarded jew	Very doubtful
8366498	546756	she's not very smart. her work is s h i t t y	Count on it
8366497	1046680	marsha monestersky is a typical ugly jew.	Without a doubt
8366496	1036626	Will 13 appear in uk49s teatime today as bouns ball	NO!
8366495	505475	Will the lawyer answer my call today?	Ask again later
8366494	776301	Will w g t m t p t l c o v v s n?	Cannot predict now
8366493	776301	Will I b a t p t v v s n?	Cannot predict now
8366492	776301	Did t a m I t m?	My sources say no
8366491	776301	Will I g t l f t t?	NO!
8366490	776301	Will t g t c f a o t a b o t ?	Yes
8366489	776301	Will t b a p I a?	Count on it
8366488	776301	Will t c t b?	It is certain
8366487	776301	Will t o c s u?	Without a doubt
8366486	776301	Will t g I t t ?	It is certain
8366478	231559	Very interested ?	Without a doubt
8366476	690469	Is it because she suffers	NO!
8366475	690469	Will her life be short	Outlook good
8366474	690469	Will my daughter ever have strong faith	Outlook not so good
8366473	690469	Did schmalfeldt soul go to heaven	Very doubtful
8366472	163088	Does Millie still have feelings for me?	It is decidedly so
8366471	43002	Are good things coming my way?	It is decidedly so
8366470	231559	wants to hook up ?	Count on it
8366469	27654	should istparivstitbz	Without a doubt
8366468	27654	should istpagcgnammm	Better not tell you now
8366467	27654	should i tmmmalgotppt	My reply is no
8366466	27654	should ittmtmmattmny	My sources say no
8366465	932437	Does my dad love auntie Tarryn	My reply is no
8366464	261297	Does Jala love me more than I love her?	It is certain
8366463	261297	Does Jala love me as much as I love her?	My reply is no
8366462	261297	Does Jala love me like I love her?	Most likely
8366461	261297	Is Jala praying to be loved by me?	Signs point to yes
8366460	261297	Is Jala praying to marry me?	NO!
8366459	261297	Is Jala praying to be in a relationship with me?	Most likely
8366458	261297	Is Jala praying to be with me?	Yes
8366457	261297	Is Jala praying for me?	Not in a million years
8366456	261297	Is Jala hoping for me?	Count on it
8366455	261297	Is Jala planning to be with me?	As I see it, yes
8366454	261297	Is Jala planning for me?	Outlook good
8366453	261297	Is Jala in love with me?	It is decidedly so
8366452	261297	Is Jala in love with me?	Concentrate and ask again
8366451	261297	Is Jala in love with me?	Cannot predict now
8366450	261297	Does Jala want my attention?	Most likely
8366449	261297	Does Jala think I love her?	Count on it
8366448	261297	Does Jala think I only want to be friends with her?	Very doubtful

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