the Magic Ball

Ask the Magic Eight Ball any question you want - a question that can be answered with YES or NO! Believe or not - this magic ball knows all the answers.

ID	Anonymous Number	Question	Answer
8607126	34483	We know ...you enjoy the braids ...on her arm pit and legs ...corn rows	Yes
8607124	34483	You attract bugs ! And hairy girls ...that are no longer shaving !	It is decidedly so
8607122	34483	You are sooo attractiv!!!...	My sources say no
8607121	34483	And that hairy caterpillar on her uppoer. Lip ...wow ..you attract you stud :)	Concentrate and ask again
8607120	34483	She's soo purty ...with her unibrow!...and unshaven legs ...wow ..you attract	My sources say no
8607117	34483	Nope ..that be you ! Hairy the better ...you like it admit it!!!...you love the razor stubble	Not in a million years
8607113	34483	Next girl?Will be a lantern fly ..she's ginna, be hairy and get a shave from you .ypu :)	My reply is no
8607108	34483	Lol you are blind and visually impaired ..	My reply is no
8607107	34483	Barks and oinks ...you got it all	Without a doubt
8607106	34483	And miss piggy at big lots .really looks adorable in her pink fat belly hanging out	Outlook not so good
8607102	34483	Yup your dog meat girl...found at the China buffet ..barks ...like a dog	As I see it, yes
8607101	34483	Yup your dog meat girl...found at the China buffet ..barks ...like a dog	Without a doubt
8607095	826197	Beto is upset with Maria	Without a doubt
8607092	436340	Does Andrew think I look beautiful today?	Yes - definitely
8607091	34483	You are the dikless freak !	Yes - definitely
8607090	436340	Does Andrew think I look stunning today?	Not in a million years
8607089	34483	Fuk off you dikless humper	Not in a million years
8607087	826197	Beto is upset with Maria	Count on it
8607086	15763	Will I be lonely next year?	Outlook not so good
8607085	15763	Should Kaley study abroad next year?	Yes - definitely
8607080	34483	Omg ! You got no one	Count on it
8607077	34483	Prove it ...give their names here	It is certain
8607075	826197	Beto missing maria	Outlook not so good
8607074	34483	Your poor ex wife?Pitied you ...she slummed by going out with you	Not in a million years
8607070	34483	Your girls?Never attracted a hot guy	Count on it
8607067	34483	You arrived with ugly dull drip girl	It is certain
8607065	15763	Will my boyfriend ever want to marry me?	Signs point to yes
8607063	34483	You really are in denial ..they are not models	Most likely
8607062	15763	Does my boyfriend want to marry me?	My sources say no
8607061	15763	Does my boyfriend love me?	It is certain
8607058	34483	Average girls !...you are an idiot at best ...and blind as a bat at other times	Better not tell you now
8607057	15763	Should I be a server next year?	Concentrate and ask again
8607056	15763	Should I be a barista next year?	Yes - definitely
8607054	34483	Plain jane average girls ..so face reality	Yes - definitely
8607053	34483	You truly are particularly retArded	It is decidedly so
8607052	34483	The others?Ask most men ...they are kinda plain and dull	It is certain
8607051	738397	Is number 23 going to bonus on teatime today	Most likely
8607050	738397	Is number 23 going to bonus on teatime today	It is decidedly so
8607049	157031	Erika, do you ever miss me	NO!
8607048	34483	One girl in your past is all you can claim is pretty	As I see it, yes
8607047	826197	Beto thinking of maria	My sources say no
8607046	34483	What you think is attractive? Truly isn't	Reply hazy, try again
8607045	157031	Erika, do you miss me	My sources say no
8607044	34483	Hello freak ! It's ok...you get the ugliest girls ..ever	Yes
8607043	9330	will i get a child support payment tomorrow?	Yes - definitely
8607042	826197	I am getting more food stamps this month	Not in a million years
8606998	9330	will i get child support tomorrow?	Better not tell you now
8606986	865986	Should I go into work now	Yes - definitely
8606985	402865	Will I do good on my TDA?	My sources say no
8606972	402865	Will I do good on my TDA?	Outlook good

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