the Magic Ball

Ask the Magic Eight Ball any question you want - a question that can be answered with YES or NO! Believe or not - this magic ball knows all the answers.

ID	Anonymous Number	Question	Answer
8919403	945750	Does my mom think that I act like a Republican?	Most likely
8919402	945750	Does my mom think that I am a Republican?	As I see it, yes
8919401	771237	Am I going to see Kelly nude?	It is decidedly so
8919400	945750	Does my mom really study Buddhism?	NO!
8919399	945750	Is my mom really a Buddhist?	My sources say no
8919398	213609	should i wear shorts	Without a doubt
8919397	213609	should i wear long pants or shorts	My sources say no
8919396	934609	Will I get a promotion at my job?	Yes
8919395	934609	Will I get a promotion at my new job?	My reply is no
8919394	934609	Will I get my CPA license this year?	Most likely
8919393	877283	will someone pay $1500 to join a boss academy this friday?	Without a doubt
8919392	877283	will someone become a member of a boss academy this friday?	Yes - definitely
8919391	877283	will someone become a member of a boss academy this week?	It is decidedly so
8919390	877283	will someone become a member of a boss academy this week?	Ask again later
8919389	877283	will someone buy a ticket to the workshop this friday?	Without a doubt
8919388	877283	will someone buy a ticket to the workshop this friday?	Concentrate and ask again
8919387	877283	will someone buy a ticket to the workshop this week?	My sources say no
8919386	877283	will 10 students buy tickets to the workshop this month?	Without a doubt
8919385	877283	will I have new students join the workshop this month?	Yes
8919384	499750	Is there a doll of Phoenix?	Yes - definitely
8919383	499750	Is there a doll of me?	Outlook good
8919382	499750	Will Phoenix respond to my texts	Count on it
8919381	499750	Is Phoenix hot	Most likely
8919380	34483	you can't handle women. its obvious. you are tooo much of a boy. but a woman...can play your game..and teach you a thing or two.	Yes
8919379	34483	you are one sick fuk. and i don't like you.	It is decidedly so
8919378	34483	steer clear of my family. just to let you in on a friendly secret. If anything ever happens. i not only go to the police. I also...hunt. to find YOU	Yes
8919377	34483	all i know...is your obsession with BLONDE girls...and tweens. and their ass holes. i think you are a fuk. and an ex con. i don't like you	Signs point to yes
8919374	34483	keep in mind. i do KNOW How to find you. there are ways. i'm not blind to them.	It is certain
8919373	34483	i also know...your wife's name. You might blab on and on...about your blonde bimbo. but you still love the wifey.	It is certain
8919372	34483	i'm warning you. do not test my temper.	Signs point to yes
8919371	34483	i once recieved a phone call. I do have caller ID. from a guy named Tom Gruber. i wonder who that is.	Not in a million years
8919370	34483	i know you know my name. You hacked me. I don't care. but i do CARE about the children. do you understand.	Very doubtful
8919369	34483	oh...and the kids...all know how to work guns. do NOT underestimate the power of a girl. Just a little happy advice.	Outlook good
8919368	34483	you are sick. and so are guys like you	My sources say no
8919367	34483	so stick to your own "type" of person. enjoy the ass holes...of the girls...you sooo much admire. but steer clear of good girls.	Most likely
8919366	34483	ya see, guys like you...are losers. and i will fight you ...i do NOT want you going near...good and clean..and decent girls.	As I see it, yes
8919365	34483	truth is. your ex wife...was smart enough to leave you. she is very intelligent	Reply hazy, try again
8919364	34483	as things are. i will NOT tolerate you..or your ...sleeze bags. near anyone...good and decent.	It is decidedly so
8919363	660681	do i send it?	My reply is no
8919362	34483	you are free to enjoy your blond moron bimbo...but make it clear to you, she is free to fuk you. I don't care.	NO!
8919361	873741	should i do more hard math includes p = b x r	Most likely
8919360	34483	those kids...are gonna live. and i will NOT let anyone...destroy them...as you and your kinds...destroyed me. fuk no	Yes
8919359	34483	and nor would their mom. Needless to say...nor would their aunts.	Concentrate and ask again
8919358	34483	and i know...the dad...would not tolerate YOUR kind of trash..near his children.	Count on it
8919357	34483	and their BIG brother..is a pro with a gun. just warning you.	As I see it, yes
8919356	34483	those kids...aren't in your level of ...decency. They are too good. but do NOT ever go near..or call them. ever. bad idea.	Outlook not so good
8919355	34483	the kids are innocent..and pure. and i remember how you used to speak. i dont like you. or respect you.	Signs point to yes
8919354	34483	you are free to admire them from a distance. a FAR AWAY place. but do NOT go near them.	Yes
8919352	34483	and just for the record...the kids...parents..are proud GUN OWNERS>	Most likely
8919351	34483	stalk and hack me all you want. I am hot. but touch the children. and you are looking at a game of russian roulette. do you understand?	Count on it

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