the Magic Ball

Ask the Magic Eight Ball any question you want - a question that can be answered with YES or NO! Believe or not - this magic ball knows all the answers.

ID	Anonymous Number	Question	Answer
9360188	979839	Will makar have ponos?	Signs point to yes
9360187	639069	it was all over the place? yeah? where Scandinavians jumped into bed with scrawny little jews	NO!
9360186	639069	let us remember weak little jewish people and their lost country of poland lithuania	Signs point to yes
9360184	639069	happy cinco de mayo everybody	As I see it, yes
9360182	639069	who’s that old guy from Saw X	My sources say no
9360174	869724	Should I play video games tonight?	Not in a million years
9360143	169284	there is this girl named saide and she is 18-22 and im 17 and i want to cook, should i shoot my shot as if im pico from one shot maina	Yes
9360142	506363	Is my offer going to be accepted today?	Without a doubt
9360141	506363	Is my offer going to be accepted tomorrow?	NO!
9360140	506363	Will my offer be accepted?	Ask again later
9360139	831021	Will I Sara Salman Gilani raise kids with Sulaiman Khan InshAllah?	Most likely
9360138	831021	Will I Sara Salman Gilani have kids with Sulaiman Khan?	It is certain
9360137	831021	Will I Sara Salman Gilani have kids with Sulaiman Khan InshAllah?	NO!
9360134	831021	Will I Sara Salman Gilani graduate from La Salle University with a bachelor's degree in psychology, complete a masters degree in Marketing from La Salle University, become a content marketing manager, and marry Sulaiman Khan InshAllah?	Without a doubt
9360133	598348	35 is coming out on lunchtime uk49	It is certain
9360132	598348	18 is coming out on lunchtime uk49	My sources say no
9360131	598348	11 is coming out on lunchtime uk49	My sources say no
9360130	598348	4 is coming out on lunchtime uk49	Most likely
9360129	598348	3 is coming out on lunchtime uk49	Outlook good
9360128	598348	15 is coming out on lunchtime uk49	Outlook not so good
9360127	325168	Does Darion only want s3x from me?	Very doubtful
9360126	591884	Do Black people go to prison for hurting Black people out of success?	Outlook not so good
9360125	325168	Does Darion like me?	My sources say no
9360124	591884	Do Black people go to jail for hurting Black people out of success?	Very doubtful
9360123	325168	Does Darion see a future with me?	Outlook not so good
9360122	325168	Does dariom see a future with me?	Cannot predict now
9360121	325168	did Darion think about me today?	Without a doubt
9360120	325168	Does darion know when my birthday is?	Most likely
9360119	325168	Will Darion keep his word and come to the hotel on my birthday?	Outlook not so good
9360118	325168	Will Darion come to the hotel on my birthday?	It is decidedly so
9360117	325168	Will Darion reach out to me on my birthday?	Yes
9360116	591884	Do White people go to prison for harassing people?	Count on it
9360115	325168	Will Darion reach out to me on my birthday?	Concentrate and ask again
9360114	325168	Will Darion really come spend my birthday with me?	Not in a million years
9360113	325168	Will Darion really come spend my birthday with me?	Ask again later
9360112	591884	Do White people go to jail for harassing people?	It is decidedly so
9360111	591884	Do White people go to prison for sexually assaulting people?	Yes
9360110	591884	Do White people go to jail for sexually assaulting people?	My reply is no
9360109	591884	Do White people go to prison for r*ping people?	Signs point to yes
9360108	591884	Do White people go to jail for r*ping people?	Signs point to yes
9360107	591884	Do White people go to prison for sexually abusing people?	Most likely
9360106	591884	Do White people go to jail for sexually abusing people?	Without a doubt
9360105	591884	Do White people go to jail for sexually abusing people?	Cannot predict now
9360104	591884	Do White people go to prison for stealing from people?	My sources say no
9360103	591884	Do White people go to prison for stealing from people?	Concentrate and ask again
9360102	591884	Do White people go to jail for stealing from people?	It is decidedly so
9360101	591884	Do Black females go to prison for hurting people?	Yes
9360100	591884	Do Black females go to jail for hurting people?	NO!
9360099	766891	Will I finger Tanja again	Count on it
9360098	766891	Will i see Tanja this week	Reply hazy, try again

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