the Magic Ball

Ask the Magic Eight Ball any question you want - a question that can be answered with YES or NO! Believe or not - this magic ball knows all the answers.

ID	Anonymous Number	Question	Answer
9379524	195702	never understood what it was supposed to be	My sources say no
9379523	195702	it’s a mystery because it wasn’t strong - it couldn’t fist fight like a dirty mutha f u g g u h	My reply is no
9379522	195702	what does that mean ?	Without a doubt
9379521	195702	it’s a mystery	It is certain
9379520	195702	why send it ?	Outlook good
9379519	195702	and then those weenies beat it up	Yes
9379518	195702	it couldn’t fist fight anybody	My sources say no
9379517	195702	it was really wimpy and afraid of people	Very doubtful
9379516	195702	prolly s u k k i n d i k k someplace	Not in a million years
9379515	195702	so where’s your little la cucharacha mexican	Reply hazy, try again
9379514	272033	Lol come on let's have fun	Without a doubt
9379513	272033	A man that wants love?And is single. Hide nothing behind a hairy face . they are clean	My reply is no
9379512	272033	Men not looking or interest in babies . have no beard. Or mustache	Not in a million years
9379511	272033	The bigger the beard . the more fertile and babies are welcome	Ask again later
9379510	272033	And men with an std?Are wearing a bracelet on their left wrist . it's nothing that will kll. But it's a warning. It's a show of strength. Courage. Women also.	Without a doubt
9379509	272033	A man with a mustache?Hes not married . but hes in a serious relationship.	Not in a million years
9379508	272033	Now remember. Men with beards are single looking to make babies .	As I see it, yes
9379507	272033	Men without a beard?Means they are not looking to make a baby . they are happily married or single. No ring?Means fair game ladies	Count on it
9379506	272033	Yup ...its a new thing . beards are for fertile men hunting to get laid and make a baby that is ready to pop out in 9 months .	Very doubtful
9379505	272033	Yup ..men with beards are single ...looking forward to making a baby	Count on it
9379504	272033	We know they are open for baby making	Concentrate and ask again
9379503	272033	We know they are open for baby making	Better not tell you now
9379502	272033	Men with beards ...want babies	NO!
9379501	272033	Lmao yeah it is	Count on it
9379500	272033	Groce . gotta tell ya	My reply is no
9379499	272033	The problem is guys gripe and complain about lazy fat chicks . well guys . your facial hair is a lazy mans style	Without a doubt
9379498	272033	And beards beyond aged 30 make a man look old and aged . (and dirty and lazy)	Yes
9379497	272033	A psycho like you needs rope . chains . to get himself a real date with a girl. Yup we know	Without a doubt
9379496	272033	Age and getting old for a man is kinda bad. Your belly . bald head. Wrinkles . yeah . ya ain't cute anymore.	Very doubtful
9379495	272033	Enjoy your new membership to senior silver sneakers. Don't forget your diaper	Most likely
9379494	272033	Its official. Your old and getting grey hair . sign of Grandpa age hitting you	It is certain
9379493	272033	Oh dang...that inmate youth of yours has just ended . you old sack of poop	Outlook good
9379492	272033	Stop talking about yourself . we all know your ugly tom . its sokay . your old	Ask again later
9379491	195702	you dangerous with that ewok mouth	Concentrate and ask again
9379490	195702	your ewok mouth awaits	Not in a million years
9379489	195702	you ugly loser	Signs point to yes
9379488	195702	use your ewok mouth	Count on it
9379487	272033	You creepy weirdo	Count on it
9379485	272033	Nah?That is creepy u said that	Outlook not so good
9379484	272033	I just brushed my teeth. Im tired . should I shower ?	Outlook not so good
9379483	272033	I wont be eating that again anytime soon	Without a doubt
9379482	272033	I had poopie problems	Yes
9379481	272033	I had egg salad ...it made me ill	Very doubtful
9379480	272033	Hes a psychopath ...lol	Most likely
9379479	195702	it’s like 2024 now ( in regards to your police operation of 2008-2011 )	It is decidedly so
9379478	272033	I am on my way	Signs point to yes
9379477	272033	Lost over 100 lbs baby	Not in a million years
9379476	272033	Lol gotta admit ...looking good I am	Yes - definitely
9379475	195702	there’s no power behind those punches	Most likely
9379474	195702	you gotta come with it	Outlook not so good

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