| ID |
Anonymous Number |
Question |
Answer |
| 8447760 |
882306 |
Will a vampire visit me? |
My sources say no |
| 8447759 |
390327 |
I don't use poetry I just attract |
Very doubtful |
| 8447758 |
882306 |
Will I turn into a vampire tonight? |
My reply is no |
| 8447757 |
390327 |
you have to be a US Citizen |
Very doubtful |
| 8447756 |
882306 |
If I use the poem tonight, will a vampire visit me? |
Reply hazy, try again |
| 8447754 |
390327 |
anyway moving on to reality |
Without a doubt |
| 8447753 |
390327 |
I attracted hot blonde Miss South Dakota and the s e x y skinny Soloist |
Count on it |
| 8447752 |
390327 |
I'll get deployed too |
Not in a million years |
| 8447751 |
390327 |
I'm finishing my degree |
Count on it |
| 8447750 |
390327 |
that's a ten year deployment, don |
Without a doubt |
| 8447749 |
390327 |
mawzz has been deployed |
Outlook good |
| 8447748 |
390327 |
you'll survive as a draft dodger |
Not in a million years |
| 8447747 |
390327 |
mawzz, drink from their water pools |
Not in a million years |
| 8447746 |
390327 |
mawzz, drink from their water pools |
Yes |
| 8447745 |
390327 |
mawzz, drink from their water pools |
Reply hazy, try again |
| 8447744 |
390327 |
become a moonshine maker and hide out in those trailers on puma rte |
It is certain |
| 8447743 |
390327 |
so don mousel signed up for the militia, ready militia with the army or national guard and he's getting deployed |
Outlook not so good |
| 8447742 |
184665 |
Will God mercifully surprise, bless and favor me to be the sole winner of the entire Mega Millions Jackpot tomorrow night? |
Yes - definitely |
| 8447741 |
390327 |
he's riding his jewish hot dog |
As I see it, yes |
| 8447740 |
390327 |
jews are weird little people |
As I see it, yes |
| 8447739 |
390327 |
sports food and your choice juiciest f a g s |
Yes - definitely |
| 8447738 |
390327 |
that's all you get |
Very doubtful |
| 8447737 |
390327 |
jewish hot dogs for everybody. |
Very doubtful |
| 8447736 |
390327 |
go get yourselves some good jewish hot dogs |
Yes |
| 8447735 |
390327 |
put on your roach antenna |
NO! |
| 8447734 |
390327 |
so is M. |
Outlook good |
| 8447733 |
390327 |
dr prystowsky is a perfect roach |
Most likely |
| 8447732 |
390327 |
Roach! ... you're not smart enough |
Ask again later |
| 8447731 |
390327 |
don ! donny mozz! ROACH is gonna find you a nice jewish hot dog |
As I see it, yes |
| 8447730 |
390327 |
buy one for don mousel |
My sources say no |
| 8447729 |
390327 |
go get yourself a nice jewish hot dog |
It is certain |
| 8447728 |
390327 |
ROACH ! ... I like your jewish face! |
It is decidedly so |
| 8447727 |
390327 |
there were NO mexicans in South Dakota |
Without a doubt |
| 8447726 |
390327 |
me - I had Shari Gavle as my girlfriend in the second grade, Mrs Mueller's class horace mann elementary |
Yes |
| 8447725 |
390327 |
he was like the only indian who experienced racism |
Very doubtful |
| 8447724 |
390327 |
I'm looking forward to your incarnation as bobberan |
NO! |
| 8447723 |
390327 |
roach, do you owe me :) |
Outlook good |
| 8447722 |
390327 |
hey roach |
Outlook not so good |
| 8447721 |
390327 |
my other teacher M. is ROACH |
Without a doubt |
| 8447720 |
390327 |
ugly mexican can't attract a hot blonde |
My reply is no |
| 8447719 |
390327 |
the other blonde in the meditation sitting group had to yell at her No! you're not taking him home |
My reply is no |
| 8447718 |
390327 |
she kept flirting with me. |
Very doubtful |
| 8447717 |
390327 |
dr prystowsky lost his hot blonde wife to me the navajo indian |
Yes - definitely |
| 8447716 |
390327 |
you can fix your ugly face with a sledgehammer. |
Yes |
| 8447715 |
390327 |
your face is too ugly. |
Yes |
| 8447714 |
390327 |
ugly c o c k s u k k e r |
Very doubtful |
| 8447713 |
390327 |
die ugly jew. |
Outlook good |
| 8447712 |
390327 |
dr prystowsky has to commit suicide. |
Concentrate and ask again |
| 8447711 |
390327 |
I already said that dr prystowsky has to be removed from the planet |
Yes |
| 8447710 |
390327 |
your mexican can't do that |
Most likely |