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ID	Anonymous Number	Question	Answer
9016695	414926	Does Renae want to leave her boyfriend	Very doubtful
9016694	414926	Will I get to make out with Renae	Yes
9016692	414926	Will Renae give me a handjob	Without a doubt
9016691	414926	Will Renae fall in love with me	Not in a million years
9016690	414926	Will I make Renae fall in love with me	It is certain
9016686	25810	Are they considering me for the Communications Manager position?	It is decidedly so
9016685	386621	Is luna gonna stay with luci	My reply is no
9016684	386621	Is luna gonna stay with lucy	Reply hazy, try again
9016683	386621	Is luna gonna take me back	NO!
9016682	386621	Is luna gonna date me	Not in a million years
9016681	386621	Does luna still love me	Most likely
9016677	414926	Could I turn Renae on by telling her about a dream I had	My sources say no
9016676	414926	Will I get to sext Renae	Very doubtful
9016674	784223	Christianity = mambla	Not in a million years
9016673	784223	I do not understand why Christianity, Islam or Mormonism is popular when it's so obvious that they are just excuses to molest children.	Reply hazy, try again
9016672	668812	Which is the bonus colour for today?	Without a doubt
9016671	784223	If I meet someone who tells me that they are a Christian, should I just assume that they are a child molester?	Outlook not so good
9016670	382195	Will I move to a more sensible state while I'm still healthy enough to enjoy it	Better not tell you now
9016669	784223	Jesus phucks babies in Hell.	As I see it, yes
9016668	382195	Should 5 of the 7 city council members lose their job	As I see it, yes
9016667	382195	Is our new watering law going to be put into effect	Signs point to yes
9016666	784223	phuck Jesus, phuck Christianity. Bring back the religions of ancient Rome and Greece! Christianity is a schitt religion based on molesting children! At least no one will be molested!	Outlook good
9016664	784223	Is Jesus in Hell molesting babies?	It is certain
9016663	864155	is there truly a romantic future between us?	It is decidedly so
9016662	864155	will she call me back?	It is certain
9016661	1030988	Kd will text me	Not in a million years
9016660	1030988	Estrada thinking about me	Concentrate and ask again
9016659	1030988	Estrada worried about me	My sources say no
9016658	784223	Do religious people generally have lower IQs?	It is certain
9016657	1030988	Dub looking for Maria	Most likely
9016656	1030988	Dub is looking for me	Ask again later
9016655	1030988	Dub looking for me	Concentrate and ask again
9016654	1030988	Dub is looking for me	Reply hazy, try again
9016653	784223	Will Jesus come back to molest some children?	Yes - definitely
9016652	784223	If someone tells me that they were raised in whatever religion, should I assume that they have been molested?	Yes
9016647	784223	of course it is. It's too stupid to be real.	Very doubtful
9016646	784223	Is religion just an excuse to molest children?	Outlook good
9016644	784223	Are most religious leaders child molesters?	Not in a million years
9016643	784223	Does God exist?	My sources say no
9016642	784223	Should I follow ANY religion?	Very doubtful
9016641	784223	The truth comes out.	Concentrate and ask again
9016640	784223	Did Joseph Smith molest more children than Mohamed?	Most likely
9016639	784223	of course he did.	NO!
9016638	784223	Did Mohamed molest more children than Jesus?	It is decidedly so
9016633	784223	I knew it!	Yes
9016632	784223	If priests are meant to be a representative of Jesus and priests are always molesting children, does that mean that Jesus molested children?	Yes - definitely
9016631	784223	Is Christianity meant to control stupid people?	It is certain
9016630	784223	Is Jesus even a real person?	Most likely
9016629	784223	Is Christianity a trash religion that ruined the Roman empire?	Outlook good
9016628	784223	I knew it!	Better not tell you now