| ID |
Anonymous Number |
Question |
Answer |
| 9511145 |
344 |
will my bother and his crush get married |
My reply is no |
| 9511144 |
344 |
will my kitty be fat |
Yes |
| 9511143 |
344 |
am i going to poop my pants |
My reply is no |
| 9511142 |
344 |
will i win the lottery |
Count on it |
| 9511141 |
552929 |
she was still standing there looking like a fool. and then she ran off to her car |
Not in a million years |
| 9511140 |
552929 |
it means: you don't have a police operation. |
Reply hazy, try again |
| 9511139 |
552929 |
you got p u n k e d ... |
Outlook not so good |
| 9511138 |
552929 |
go to hell with your weak weenie s h i t . |
Most likely |
| 9511137 |
552929 |
that name don't mean nothing. |
Better not tell you now |
| 9511136 |
165498 |
Is my name Jeff? |
NO! |
| 9511135 |
165498 |
Does my employer think I do a great job? |
Outlook not so good |
| 9511134 |
552929 |
and now Leandra is boppin her head to the music. |
Very doubtful |
| 9511133 |
552929 |
I had to admit something like that one time to my attys. they said to me, " that's some tough s h i t |
Count on it |
| 9511132 |
552929 |
p u n k e d HARD! ... gang land style. |
Yes - definitely |
| 9511131 |
552929 |
your friends will tell you, " that's not cool what he did to you. |
Better not tell you now |
| 9511130 |
552929 |
put in your place and p u n k e d ! |
Not in a million years |
| 9511129 |
552929 |
you got p u n k e d HARD. |
NO! |
| 9511128 |
168299 |
Will my mouth feel better later today? |
Signs point to yes |
| 9511127 |
850531 |
Do I get it? |
Without a doubt |
| 9511122 |
121726 |
TTT aaa hhh bbb ooo hhh ccc? |
As I see it, yes |
| 9511121 |
121726 |
Does he just not believe it? |
My sources say no |
| 9511120 |
121726 |
Am I too good at my job? |
Without a doubt |
| 9511119 |
121726 |
Am I the magical one? |
As I see it, yes |
| 9511118 |
531383 |
will i get a good job in the next quarter? |
Most likely |
| 9511117 |
168299 |
Will i have a driver for my dental appointment on this Tuesday? |
Concentrate and ask again |
| 9511116 |
168299 |
Will I get transportation for my dental appointment on Tuesday? |
Concentrate and ask again |
| 9511115 |
552929 |
and the eagle theater. cheryl said, " what if it was called *the beagle* theater " [ it would be really funny if] |
Yes |
| 9511114 |
552929 |
we found a springtime yellow mustang at the market down the street and an old white lady who'd drive it. there was a mcdonald's nearby. I said " I used to come here with my mom " |
Yes |
| 9511113 |
552929 |
and of course the abyssinian on colorado that would look at us " hey look at those people " |
Outlook good |
| 9511112 |
552929 |
I said " cheryl, can I go pet it! " she said, " uhhh, i don't know what it might have... its eyes are funny looking. " |
Ask again later |
| 9511111 |
552929 |
and then we walked into pasadena and we saw a herd of cats that moved like birds... one looked at us and its eyes were golden |
It is certain |
| 9511110 |
552929 |
we went looking for a stray kitty cat between one of those buildings |
My reply is no |
| 9511109 |
552929 |
oh yeah hot blonde miss SD |
Outlook good |
| 9511108 |
552929 |
her previous room mate |
As I see it, yes |
| 9511107 |
552929 |
we used to go for walks and there was a clothing store on argus and colorado and, mysteriously, a pretty slick black jeep was parked there... |
Signs point to yes |
| 9511106 |
552929 |
if you need a herd of cats to go with it, you can probably find it there too |
Better not tell you now |
| 9511105 |
552929 |
anyway, the zazz, just remember, the diplodocus, its jeep, and the time song |
Yes |
| 9511104 |
552929 |
your jealousy and anger can be felt over here... |
Cannot predict now |
| 9511103 |
552929 |
hey, f a g g o t s, just remember it wasn't me sleeping with black paeople. that was you - the entire cobra kai movement. |
It is decidedly so |
| 9511102 |
552929 |
i always wanted that t-shirt. nowadays, with the new printers and the presses, I can have it. |
Count on it |
| 9511101 |
552929 |
just wrap your tape around it and get to becoming a jedi master |
Not in a million years |
| 9511100 |
552929 |
butch you gotta be into it first |
Better not tell you now |
| 9511099 |
552929 |
anyway, if you seek, so shall you find. |
Without a doubt |
| 9511098 |
552929 |
no easy jail time today with the room |
Concentrate and ask again |
| 9511097 |
241582 |
Will Helen Slater be at the Indiana comic con 2026 that im going to |
As I see it, yes |
| 9511096 |
241582 |
Will Helen Slater be at the Indiana comic con 2026 im going to |
Not in a million years |
| 9511095 |
552929 |
I had a favorite restaurant. 🙈😂😭 |
Yes - definitely |
| 9511094 |
552929 |
the highway was elevated and through a wild area … I couldn’t believe it |
Cannot predict now |
| 9511093 |
552929 |
it was a couple of black guys who had their own language. nothing funny about it. it was fascinating |
Most likely |
| 9511092 |
552929 |
there was a show that mom liked … LA law or something, about wildlife |
My sources say no |
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