| ID |
Anonymous Number |
Question |
Answer |
| 9016723 |
676275 |
will i get a good gym partner |
My sources say no |
| 9016722 |
676275 |
can i get some hoes |
Signs point to yes |
| 9016721 |
676275 |
bithces will i get |
Signs point to yes |
| 9016719 |
676275 |
will zoonglie come back early and will i get him |
Yes - definitely |
| 9016718 |
200377 |
Will Sarah take me back? |
As I see it, yes |
| 9016717 |
200377 |
Is Sarah awake right now? |
Ask again later |
| 9016716 |
200377 |
Is she awake right now? |
Better not tell you now |
| 9016712 |
272358 |
Will God finally mercifully surprise, bless and favor me to be the sole winner of the entire current Mega Millions Jackpot tonight? |
It is certain |
| 9016711 |
272358 |
Will God finally mercifully surprise, bless and favor me to be the sole winner of the entire current Mega Millions Jackpot tonight? |
Outlook not so good |
| 9016710 |
1010956 |
Wat is bonus for today |
NO! |
| 9016696 |
414926 |
Is Renae happy |
Outlook good |
| 9016695 |
414926 |
Does Renae want to leave her boyfriend |
Very doubtful |
| 9016694 |
414926 |
Will I get to make out with Renae |
Yes |
| 9016692 |
414926 |
Will Renae give me a handjob |
Without a doubt |
| 9016691 |
414926 |
Will Renae fall in love with me |
Not in a million years |
| 9016690 |
414926 |
Will I make Renae fall in love with me |
It is certain |
| 9016686 |
25810 |
Are they considering me for the Communications Manager position? |
It is decidedly so |
| 9016685 |
386621 |
Is luna gonna stay with luci |
My reply is no |
| 9016684 |
386621 |
Is luna gonna stay with lucy |
Reply hazy, try again |
| 9016683 |
386621 |
Is luna gonna take me back |
NO! |
| 9016682 |
386621 |
Is luna gonna date me |
Not in a million years |
| 9016681 |
386621 |
Does luna still love me |
Most likely |
| 9016677 |
414926 |
Could I turn Renae on by telling her about a dream I had |
My sources say no |
| 9016676 |
414926 |
Will I get to sext Renae |
Very doubtful |
| 9016674 |
784223 |
Christianity = mambla |
Not in a million years |
| 9016673 |
784223 |
I do not understand why Christianity, Islam or Mormonism is popular when it's so obvious that they are just excuses to molest children. |
Reply hazy, try again |
| 9016672 |
668812 |
Which is the bonus colour for today? |
Without a doubt |
| 9016671 |
784223 |
If I meet someone who tells me that they are a Christian, should I just assume that they are a child molester? |
Outlook not so good |
| 9016670 |
382195 |
Will I move to a more sensible state while I'm still healthy enough to enjoy it |
Better not tell you now |
| 9016669 |
784223 |
Jesus phucks babies in Hell. |
As I see it, yes |
| 9016668 |
382195 |
Should 5 of the 7 city council members lose their job |
As I see it, yes |
| 9016667 |
382195 |
Is our new watering law going to be put into effect |
Signs point to yes |
| 9016666 |
784223 |
phuck Jesus, phuck Christianity. Bring back the religions of ancient Rome and Greece! Christianity is a schitt religion based on molesting children! At least no one will be molested! |
Outlook good |
| 9016664 |
784223 |
Is Jesus in Hell molesting babies? |
It is certain |
| 9016663 |
864155 |
is there truly a romantic future between us? |
It is decidedly so |
| 9016662 |
864155 |
will she call me back? |
It is certain |
| 9016661 |
1030988 |
Kd will text me |
Not in a million years |
| 9016660 |
1030988 |
Estrada thinking about me |
Concentrate and ask again |
| 9016659 |
1030988 |
Estrada worried about me |
My sources say no |
| 9016658 |
784223 |
Do religious people generally have lower IQs? |
It is certain |
| 9016657 |
1030988 |
Dub looking for Maria |
Most likely |
| 9016656 |
1030988 |
Dub is looking for me |
Ask again later |
| 9016655 |
1030988 |
Dub looking for me |
Concentrate and ask again |
| 9016654 |
1030988 |
Dub is looking for me |
Reply hazy, try again |
| 9016653 |
784223 |
Will Jesus come back to molest some children? |
Yes - definitely |
| 9016652 |
784223 |
If someone tells me that they were raised in whatever religion, should I assume that they have been molested? |
Yes |
| 9016647 |
784223 |
of course it is. It's too stupid to be real. |
Very doubtful |
| 9016646 |
784223 |
Is religion just an excuse to molest children? |
Outlook good |
| 9016644 |
784223 |
Are most religious leaders child molesters? |
Not in a million years |
| 9016643 |
784223 |
Does God exist? |
My sources say no |